My Life on the “G” List

Hehehe…Happy Hump Day kids! Well, this morning I had a frustrating commute to work because, well, you know – all the wrong kinds of people on the road and I needed to laugh and just shake it off and get ready for another day at work. Well, a good laugh I got. And fine, if you want to say I have a “dirty mind” that’s OK…cause it’s true…I do have a dirty mind sometimes.

But it most cases, like today, it’s not my fault. I always think it’s funny when the media says something or writes something without thinking of the literal AND figurative meanings of what they say or write. Case in point: I get CNN Breaking News bulletins delivered to my mailbox automatically. So anytime anything “major” happens in the world, I am the first to know…well, one of the first…LOL.

As soon as I got into my office, the following CNN Breaking News bulletin awaited me:

“The jury in the Phil Spector murder trial is hung, judge says.”

Hmmm, really??! Can I see?! That was my bulletin – verbatim. Told you I had a dirty mind…but c’mon, you have to agree it’s THE WAY they said what they said. But then, how does one nonchalantly say there’s a hung jury? Maybe they need to re-think how they refer to a jury that can’t make a decision so that we gay boys don’t pop a woody each time we hear the word “hung.” Then again, maybe the fact that I recently saw an ad in Men Magazine for a new movie called “Hung Jury” is contributing to my horniness today. Dunno. *wink* LOL

In any event, on a Hump Day Wednesday, this was just too good not to share. Hope it’s a great one for all of you. And as is customary for me to say…FIND SOMETHING TO HUMP!!! As for me, I’d like a bear please…a furry, cuddly, sexy muscle bear. If y’all could send one my way, that would be fabulous. Thanks!