My Life on the “G” List

Just when you think you’ve seen it all…

…your best friend can find a penis in a bag of Cheetos. No really – just look at the pic!

But then I guess that’s nothing. Just last week, some woman in Wisconsin found Jesus in a Cheeto. Yes, in her words, it looks like Jesus on the cross. Uh huh. OK. This gives new meaning to “what would Jesus do?” Um, I think he’s probably got more important things to do than hang out in a bag of crunchy cheese doodles. Maybe it’s just me??

I just don’t know anymore. Is nothing sacred? People think they see the image of the virgin Mary crying on a stucco wall. They might see the face of Jesus in a passing cloud. Or maybe, just maybe, they might see the face of the almighty in a pancake at IHOP. It just cracks me up how silly people are. And worse than the fact that this woman found her “Cheesus” prize in a random bag of Cheetos is that someone out there would probably be willing to pay top dollar to own it. Do I sound like a mean bastard when I say that I would love to get my fingers on it and wash it down with an ice cold Coke? LOL

So this all got me to thinking: what’s in your bag of Cheetos? I’m giving you an assignment. Go out and buy a bag of Cheetos at your local 7-Eleven, Speedway, or grocery store. Better yet, steal a bag from Lindsay Lohan if you see her walking down the street. Let me know what you find – it could be really fun. Cheetos – they’re more than just a snack – they’re art! They should really start to market them that way. I’ll call Frito-Lay, Inc. after I’m done with this post. Maybe they’ll hire me as their new market research analyst or something. I won’t hold my breath.

Now you know why I eat the Cheetos cheese PUFFS and not the crunchy snacks. I don’t want some random celebrity making an appearance during my snacking. One day it’s Jesus, the next day it might be the image of Ed McMahon or Eddie Murphy. The puffs are all the same shape – no Jesus in the puffs. So do your homework, kids, and see who you find in your Cheetos. It will be funny to hear the results. Thanks for playing. Happy snacking!