"A Wonderful Life?"

Well hello everyone. How are all my buddies? I’ve had a good day for the most part. As I mentioned some time ago now, I am involved in a production at the local community theatre. The show is a musical stage version of the Frank Capra film, “It’s A Wonderful Life.” I’m a bit anxious about this show because we open in a week and a half and things just don’t seem to be coming together very well.

I think the biggest problem is that sufficient time was not allotted to put this show together to begin with. When you are doing a musical production (spoken lines and choreography and music) you need more time than if you were doing a spoken play only. Four weeks was not sufficient time for this show. But, the show must go on as they say in the theatre world — and whatever happens we will know that we put everything we have into it. I’m always amazed how at the last possible minute (usually the last dress rehearsal) everything just seems to magically fall into place. I am hoping and praying and keeping my fingers crossed that this happens with “A Wonderful Life.”

OK – well the Thanksgiving holiday is quickly approaching and that means a nice break from work which is always a treat. I will work tomorrow until around 2 p.m. and then will be off until Monday. Good times. Looking forward to the break. I will have some special holiday wishes for all of you on Thanksgiving Day. Be sure to visit my site that day if you have time in the midst of celebrating with family and friends. 🙂

Below are two e-mails I received from my good friend Kim. These had me laughing until I almost cried. Hope you can appreciate the humor and that it adds some joy and laughter to your holiday. Will talk to you all on Turkey Day! LOL Below the goodies are some more beautiful boys to enjoy. Ciao for now.

~Zig

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving…

OK y’all – I just got this one today. It is hilarious – and yes, it’s OK for your mind to be in the gutter – that’s where it SHOULD BE!! LOL 🙂

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!!!

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that was one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!!!

"I Will Survive?" (Hmmm…Will I? Really?)

OK – on this one I truly busted a gut. I literally had to get up from the computer I was laughing so hard. I think all of the “size queens” will relate to this one. This is about one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

This is sung to the tune of “I Will Survive.” Enjoy…

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
when you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
but I’d spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big Mac and you’ve bought me a french fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
don’t you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
weren’t you a prat to think I wouldn’t catch you out,
don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count.

Chorus: I will survive, I will survive, Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive, I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive…hey hey.

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing short and proud,
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
don’t you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
weren’t you a prat to think I wouldn’t catch you out,
don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count…

Tuesday’s Boys…